wiccanhatchling asked: [Crawls to and begins climbing him.] Abaa! Dada!

givenoapology:

dangerprotocols:

givenoapology:

dangerprotocols:

givenoapology:

The prodigal son returns, does he?

[Lifts the boy in his arms] I’m afraid I’m a bit more vertical than a jungle gym, dear boy.  I assume it’s a hair more difficult to scale a person.

…Though I do know someone who can become a jungle gym.

….

Are you suggesting what I think you are?

I…might be.

Lovely.

All in ‘good fun’, I assure you.

I am not a child’s toy’, I assure you.

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dontcallmebox:

Ah, yeah, I think I was talking to our friends at the time. They had a lot to say, and Magneto had this really weird expression actually…

I don’t think I’ll ever forget that. The whole thing was…I’m not really sure how to describe it. Well, other than unforgettable I guess, and not completely in a good way.

Yes…I noticed that…

Docor Rao is still upset over the Atlantian woman, I believe, and Nemesis is…

Most likely shouting. He always shouting.

Not everything was bad, either.

(Source: dangerprotocols)

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dontcallmebox:

dangerprotocols:

dontcallmebox:

dangerprotocols:

She probably saw any one of the multiple media outlets we were scattered across yesterday.

I do not doubt your usual multi-tasking abilities, but she is…more troublesome than your usual.

Uh, well, she did mention that. And uh, there were a few more cameras around than I thought there were at first.

That is true…Maybe I should find some movies to keep her occupied with or something…

There were at least thirty. And more reporters.

My offer still stands if you need it, there is nothing I cannot mimic for her. Hardlight technology is a wonderful thing.

I wasn’t really counting. I was occupied with more important things and all.

It is wonderful, so are you, but I’m worried about her pestering you about it. She can be a handful, and she doesn’t exactly give up easily…But still, thank you.

I noticed because I spoke directly to them, otherwise I am inclined to agree with you.

…Thank you, Jeff. But in case you have already forgotten, my child is the Stringstar now. That was slightly more than a handful.

You are welcome, however.

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dontcallmebox:

dangerprotocols:

dontcallmebox:

dangerprotocols:

She keeps calling me her new Mother, Jeff. That is why.

Three days? If you are needed in another crisis, can you multi-task?

…Oh. That…that would make sense for a seven year-old come to think of it…

I’m sure I can manage. I’ve gotten used to multi-tasking around here. And if I really can do it then I’m sure someone wouldn’t mind looking after her for a bit.

She probably saw any one of the multiple media outlets we were scattered across yesterday.

I do not doubt your usual multi-tasking abilities, but she is…more troublesome than your usual.

Uh, well, she did mention that. And uh, there were a few more cameras around than I thought there were at first.

That is true…Maybe I should find some movies to keep her occupied with or something…

There were at least thirty. And more reporters.

My offer still stands if you need it, there is nothing I cannot mimic for her. Hardlight technology is a wonderful thing.

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dontcallmebox:

dangerprotocols:

She keeps calling me her new Mother, Jeff. That is why.

Three days? If you are needed in another crisis, can you multi-task?

…Oh. That…that would make sense for a seven year-old come to think of it…

I’m sure I can manage. I’ve gotten used to multi-tasking around here. And if I really can do it then I’m sure someone wouldn’t mind looking after her for a bit.

She probably saw any one of the multiple media outlets we were scattered across yesterday.

I do not doubt your usual multi-tasking abilities, but she is…more troublesome than your usual.

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dontcallmebox:

dangerprotocols:

dontcallmebox:

dangerprotocols:

My general interactions with children have been limited, to choose a light term.

I hope you are right, Jeff. Do not let her touch anything vaguely suspicious. Nemesis has been doing something to his Starfish and several other specimens.

Right…

I don’t think the starfish has a tank yet. I don’t know where he’s been keeping it. But Steph isn’t the type to go running off through the lab. She’ll probably be in the kitchen looking for candy, and if she is in the labs she’ll stick to someone. Er, not literally that is.

She seems very adept at seeking me out and latching onto my leg.

You had best keep her safe until she reverts, you’re rather good at that sort of thing.

Yeah, I don’t know why she does that. I guess I could try asking, but I’m not sure her answer would make any sense.

I will. I’ll keep her safe even when she’s not a child. But 72 hours…three days. Oh boy…

She keeps calling me her new Mother, Jeff. That is why.

Three days? If you are needed in another crisis, can you multi-task?

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dontcallmebox:

dangerprotocols:

dontcallmebox:

dangerprotocols:

Mine does not, a fact I may be grateful of if this is any measure of ‘usual.’

Very well.

All of the children I’ve met are like this anyway. But then, I guess I haven’t met that many…

-winces- I’ll keep her occupied and out of trouble. It’ll be fine.

My general interactions with children have been limited, to choose a light term.

I hope you are right, Jeff. Do not let her touch anything vaguely suspicious. Nemesis has been doing something to his Starfish and several other specimens.

Right…

I don’t think the starfish has a tank yet. I don’t know where he’s been keeping it. But Steph isn’t the type to go running off through the lab. She’ll probably be in the kitchen looking for candy, and if she is in the labs she’ll stick to someone. Er, not literally that is.

She seems very adept at seeking me out and latching onto my leg.

You had best keep her safe until she reverts, you’re rather good at that sort of thing.

wiccanhatchling asked: [Crawls to and begins climbing him.] Abaa! Dada!

givenoapology:

dangerprotocols:

givenoapology:

The prodigal son returns, does he?

[Lifts the boy in his arms] I’m afraid I’m a bit more vertical than a jungle gym, dear boy.  I assume it’s a hair more difficult to scale a person.

…Though I do know someone who can become a jungle gym.

….

Are you suggesting what I think you are?

I…might be.

Lovely.

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dontcallmebox:

dangerprotocols:

Mine does not, a fact I may be grateful of if this is any measure of ‘usual.’

Very well.

All of the children I’ve met are like this anyway. But then, I guess I haven’t met that many…

-winces- I’ll keep her occupied and out of trouble. It’ll be fine.

My general interactions with children have been limited, to choose a light term.

I hope you are right, Jeff. Do not let her touch anything vaguely suspicious. Nemesis has been doing something to his Starfish and several other specimens.

wiccanhatchling asked: [Crawls to and begins climbing him.] Abaa! Dada!

givenoapology:

The prodigal son returns, does he?

[Lifts the boy in his arms] I’m afraid I’m a bit more vertical than a jungle gym, dear boy.  I assume it’s a hair more difficult to scale a person.

…Though I do know someone who can become a jungle gym.

….

Are you suggesting what I think you are?